Total Medals Earned: 248 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,195 Points
Medals Earned: 7/14 (135/415 points)
View the COMBOS page.
Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Shut down the UberBot.
Visit the links page.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/20 points)
Find Julia Gillard
Find Hitler
Find Jesus
Find Wally
Medals Earned: 5/19 (125/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Make a new friend!
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 9/18 (95/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Get to the party!
Fail at typing
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (205/205 points)
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
Kill a bouncing head
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 16/18 (375/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 22/30 (120/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Free Emma
Complete the game
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Give Rufus back his hat
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability